chestnuts_boasting_of_a_broken_liar
ovenbird the first line came from raze in more_half_asleep_thoughts and I added a second in what_made_you_laugh_today but I'm giving this its own blathe in case anyone wants to contribute more lines. I'm adding a few more to get us started. Sing to the tune of "chestnuts roasting on an open fire." Maybe we can finish it by Christmas.)

chestnuts boasting of a broken liar,
hacksaws snipping off your toes,
You’ll find Carol getting strung out with friars
Who shoot up every time it snows.
250715
...
raze i know jackson's eaten
all my oyster friends.
nigel's photographed the crime.
a fig's not a fern,
but i still can pretend
two half-cents add up to a dime.
250717
what's it to you?
who go
blather
from