baby_showers_are_bs feminineeffects that awkward moment when you see a baby shower gift registry before even seeing the baby mama's face. who are you and why do you want me to buy you expensive things with the zero dollars i have. my relation: she's my mom's half brother's wife's son's from another man's girlfriend named crystal. what. the. crap. also, my mom didn't know he was her half brother until after i was born. what is my family i cant even. instead of buying things i've been roped into knitting a baby blanket that will consist of 36,400 stitches and the shower is in 26 days. kill me now. 130227 what's it to you? who go blather from