we_bought_a_sofa
raze
change
is
strange
.
especially
when
it's
forced
on
you
.
might
as
well
at
least
have
something
comfortable
to
sit
on
in
the
room
that
feels
the
full
weight
of
that
change
.
150723
...
raze
it
couldn't
have
been
planned
better
.
not
that
it
was
planned
at
all
.
but
it's
perfect
.
all
of
it
.
the
sofa
isn't
bad
either
.
150724
...
raze
one
of
the
perks
of
writing
about
almost
every
random
thing
that's
ever
happened
in
your
life
is
being
able
to
unearth
a
blathe
like
this
,
and
saying
, "
holy
shit
.
how
is
this
piece
of
furniture
that
old
already
?"
time_turns_muffins_into_bricks
and
butter
into
questionable
antiperspirant.
220218
...
raze
"
how
long
have
we
had
this
thing
?"
he
asked
me
.
"
about
seven
years
now
,"
i
said
.
"
wow
.
well
,
we
definitely
got
our
money's
worth
."
"
yeah
.
it's
only
started
to
really
degrade
relatively
recently
."
"
like
me
."
230324
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from