mullet
tender_square
i
had
been
wearing
my
hair
in
a
samurai bun,
where
half
of
it
was
up
and
the
other
half
was
down
.
i
didn’t
use
the
heat
iron
to
curl
the
strands
that
had
been
out
,
only
my
bangs
and
the
high
ponytail
to
better
curve
it
around
the
bun mold.
when
i
took
it
down
hours
later
,
my
“
cranky
”
tension
dissipating,
i
couldn’t
help
but
laugh
looking
at
myself
in
the
mirror
:
i
had
the
weirdest whig-inspired
hair
,
where
the
top
was
raised
and
curled
around
my
face
in
perfect
ringlets
and
the
hair
beneath
fell
pin-straight
across
my
shoulders
,
the
strangest
inadvertent hybrid mullet
i
’d
ever
seen
.
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...
kerry
i
love
the
strategy--intended
or
not
--of
giving
yourself
a
ridiculous
haircut
to
relieve crankiness.
i
need
to
try
it
...
maybe
i'll
even
suggest
it
to
a
client.
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who
go
blather
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