if_dogs_could_talk
raze
she
was
rollerblading
in
the
park
,
her
earbuds
in
,
her
little
black
dog
leashed.
she
chastised
him
for
lagging
behind
and
slowing
her
down
.
"
come
on
,"
she
said
. "
come
on
.
COME
ON
."
there
was
no
encouragement
in
it
.
the
dog
was
a
little
thing
.
his
legs
were
working
as
hard
as
they
could
.
he
turned
back
to
look
at
me
for
a
second
,
and
i
think
his
eyes
were
saying
, "
can
you
believe
this
shit
?
give
me
some
rollerblades
and
put
*
her
*
on
a
leash
."
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...
flowerock
I
often
talk
for
my
dog
in
my
head
while
interacting
with
her
...
and
often
times
I
realize
I'm
being
kind
of
a
stupid
pushy
human
too
...
but
you
know
,
ten
minutes
to
sniff
one
blade
of
grass
is
one
enough
sometimes
...
still
,
dogs
can
teach
patience
and
compassion
well
if
we
pay
attention
.
Currently
my
dog
would
probably
say
"
let's
go
squirrel
hunting! Teach
me
to
climb
the
trees
! Pleeeaaase!?"
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
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