existential_gas
epitome of incomprehensibility Wednesday or Thursday night, I suddenly woke up, startled by the thought of the concept of eternity. That was a strange feeling, because it was something I was scared of as a child... well, mostly, a teenager...

(Adolescent reasons for doubting one's received religion: fear of dying due to fear of living forever! The Internet tells me it's not completely original to me; now the irony of the idea makes me smile a little)

...but I realized I wasn't afraid, or maybe only nostalgically so. But there was something which still wasn't quite right. I had to expel several farts before I realized it wasn't emotion but gas. Even illegal_milk will do that, if I drink too much of it.
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