the_red_knight
ovenbird
The
captcha
is
a
knight
in
rusty armour,
aged
and
dwindling
,
given
one
final
mission
to
guard
the
doors
of
this
red
place
until
everything
that
makes
it
tick
is
gone
.
He
takes
his
job
seriously
but
is
prone
to
daydreaming.
The
nights
are
long
and
lonely
and
he
sometimes
misses
the
days
of
old
when
he
got
to
put
his
fencing
skills
to
the
test
.
These
days
there
aren't
many
fights
that
need
fighting
so
he'll manufacture
his
own
out
of
boredom
.
My
very
first
day
on
blather
it
took
me
multiple tries
to
satisfy
the
captcha
.
It
was
like
a
test
of
mettle:
if
you
are
willing
to
spar
with
the
captcha
,
answer
its
riddles
, engage
in
battle
it
might
deem
you
worthy
and
let
you
pass
.
After
my
first
battle
it
was
generally compliant.
Today
it
woke
up
ready
for
a
fight
and
forced
me
to
make
six
attempts
to
post
my
song_of_the_day
.
"
Just
checking,"
the
Red
Knight
says
. "
Just
want
to
keep
you
on
your
toes
.
Wouldn't
want
you
to
take
this
place
for
granted
."
"
I
won't
.
I
promise
,"
I
say
, sword
at
the
ready
.
The
captcha
lets
me
pass
.
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