suction
raze
he
brought
the
vacuum_cleaner
home
from
work
for
the
weekend
.
his
boss
bought
it
.
he
never
uses
it
.
he
wasn't
going
to
miss
it
.
the
floor
brush
covers
a
lot
more
ground
than
the
wet
vac
i'm
used
to
using.
it
doesn't
struggle
with
hair
embedded
in
the
carpet
like
that
thing
does
.
the
tradeoff
is
a
louder
,
more
obnoxious
voice
.
but
you
can't
have
it
all
.
i
was
using
the
suction seam nozzle
on
a
tricky
bathroom
corner
without
leaving
myself
enough
margin. willing
it
to
stretch
farther
than
it
wanted
to
go
.
it
kept
wanting
to
eat
the
garbage
bag
draped
over
the
white
plastic
pail
beside
the
spot
i
tried
to
target
.
i
ended
up
ripping
the
hose
right
out
of
the
hole
that
held
it
in
place
.
it
still
works
.
it's
just
a
pain
in
the
ass
.
kind
of
like
the
person
who
paid
for
it
.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from