raspberry_hibiscus
epitome of incomprehensibility
In
the
health
food
store
,
the
expensive
herbal
tea
brand
makes
health
-restoring claims.
I
cast
a
critical
eye
. Helps
with
menstrual
cramps
? ...
You
could
say
that
about
any
of
them
.
Hot
drinks
have
a
soothing
effect
. Reduces
nausea
? ...
Sure
,
ginger
can
do
that
.
Makes
you
sleepy
? ...
Maybe
.
I
see
ingredients
I
don't
know
,
and
I
can't
assess
them
.
My
critical
eye
doesn't
have
enough
lenses.
At
the
end
of
the
row
there's
hibiscus
and
raspberry,
which
doesn't
claim
to
do
anything
.
I
just
remember
it
tastes
good
.
so
I
get
a
box
of
the
same
flavour
in
the
less
expensive
brand.
I'm
drinking
it
now
.
It
smells
really
,
really
good
and
it
tastes
like
comfort
without
being
sugary.
Surely
you
can
make
a
health
claim
from
that
: "
This
tea
will
probably
make
you
momentarily happier
if
you
like
the
smell
of
raspberry
and
hibiscus."
170330
...
e_o_i
Not
rasberry_hibiscus
.
Things
have
to
be
spelled
right
in
life
.
170330
...
unhinged
hibiscus
has
a
special
ability
among
herbs
to
relax
blood
vessels hence
the
claim
it
helps
with
cramps
.
it
is
also
supposedly
a
good
herbal treatment
for
migraine
if
taken
several
times
a
day
.
170331
...
unhinged
well
...maybe
your
tea
wasn't
claiming
that
.
but
it
could
!
loves
medicinal herbs
170331
...
flux
blather_red_tea?
170401
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from