golf
spoons
physics
but
no
physical exertion
010314
...
the snowbird
i
wish
i
had
taken
it
up
when
i
was
younger
.
not
for
the
love
of
the
game
but
for
the
access
to
power
i
lost
when
cocaine
fell
out
of
fashion
at
the
turn
of
the
last
decade
in
this
town
010314
...
florescent light
My
beautiful
roommate plays golf
on
his
computer
very
often
.
I
think
it
is
adorable
.
I
also
think
it
is
silly
,
and
tease
him
.
010314
...
stupidpunkgirl
i
used
to
be
friends
with
a
boy
named
matt
,
and
he
liked
to
play
golf.
i
always
thought
it
was
a
little
out
of
charcter
for
a
boy
who's
other
hobbies consisted
of
smoking
pot
and
skateboarding
.
010315
...
mikey
golf.
i
am
a
soccer player
played
my
whole
life
.
like
most
...laughed
at
golf.
how
lame
.
how
dumb
.
how
NON
sportlike.
till
i
tried
to
play
it
.
OH
MY
LORD
golf
is
hard
.
try
hitting
a
tiny
ball
300 yards
n
getting
it
into
a
hole
3
inches diameter.
fuck
that
i
sucked
but
being
out
on
the
greens
..is
relaxing
!!
010315
...
e_o_i
Hitting
balls
with
other
small
objects
in
order
to
make
the
balls
go
in
a
particular
direction
does
not
seem
to
be
my
specialty.
Makes
sense
.
I'm
just
not
coordinated
that
way
.
I'm
even
worse
at
baseball.
Like
Mikey
,
I
prefer
soccer
with
its
direct
person
-to-object-contact
and
all
the
running
around
.
But
what
I'm
lacking
is
an
understanding
of
or
acclimation
to
golf
culture
.
Not
that
I
really
need
it
,
but
for
what
I'm
writing
(
taking
too
long
to
write
)
it
seems
an
asset.
140915
...
e_o_i
See
,
to
me
, "bunker" means
an
underground
shelter
for
soldiers.
In
golf
it
means
a
small
sand
pit
used
as
an
obstacle
.
Not
that
I'm
a
soldier
either
!
140916
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from