dentists anomalous i'm not afraid of dentists, they don't do pelvic exams ...or at least they're not sposed to 050426 ... birdmad watching Marathon Man again over a period of several months back before i dropped out of college, i performed a number of teeth cleanings as an interrogation method. people (especially paranoid deadbeat coke-fiends) will tell you anything if they think you are about to shred the inside of their mouths with sharp, shiny hooks. i learned the technique from a gorgeous dental hygienist with an evil streak and a bit of a drug habit. funny thing is, i got to be quite good at providing at least a perfunctory cleaning and just added to my own neurotic fear of dentists in the process "is it safe?" 050426 what's it to you? who go blather from