cludge
nocturnal
hate
that
stuff
.
share
your
cludge experiences.
010406
...
Denzel Washington in sexy lingerie
I
can
speak
from
experience
here
.
You
see
,
I
was
once
a
cocky
little
shit
-faced
kid
, pokin'
my
dickie
around
in
ashtrays
that
weren't
meant
for
me
.
I
felt
the
power
of
cludge
reach
down
its
stinky
hand
,
and
I
was
a
goddam pornstar!
Hot
shit
!
What
is
cludge
anyway
?
My
main
man
and
sometime
pokin' poll
says
:
"Cludge
is
similar
to
sludge,
in
that
it
is
composed
of
a
disgustingly thick consistency bordering
on
the
obscene. However, cludge
is
sludge
of
the
mental persuasion.
It
blocks
thoughts
when
they
are
needed
most
. Hence,
some
of
us
become
cludge-pods
at
one
time
or
another
."
Praise
the
motherfuckin'
lord
of
cludge!
010407
...
nocturnal
recently
discovered
it's
contagious.
beware
of
close
contact
with
those
afflicted.
010407
...
nocturnal
it's
coming
.
I've
now
read
this
page
of
notes
at
least
five
times
.
and
I
still
couldn't
tell
you
a
single
thing
from
it
.
010408
...
johnny west cludge-free
I
kick
you
in
the
testicles, cludge.
For
the
next
three
days
,
you
cannot
touch
me
. Dieeeeeee!!! Dieeeeee!!!
010413
...
The Cludge
Time's
up
, hairy.
Hope
you
enjoyed
your
brief
respite.
I
claim
your
brain
once
more
.
It's
all
mine
!!!
010417
...
nocturnal
I
hate
it
I
hate
it
I
hate
it
it's
taken
over
yet
again
.
why
must
it
haunt
me
so
?!
011030
...
silentbob
i
dont
know
what
cludge
is
but
it
sounds
like
a
vicious
case
of
camel
toe
011031
...
nocturnal
it
occurs
a
little
higher
up
in
the
anatomy
and
happens
to
males
and
females alike.
it's
basically lack
of
concentration
or
just
blockage
of
any
sort
of
useful
thinking
abilities.
011031
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from