the_bacon_man raze there's a guy named ernie. he lives here. sells meat out of a van. calls himself the bacon man. he used to have a normal person's last name, until he had it legally changed. now he's ernie the bacon man. he's been running for mayor as far back as i can remember. he never gets elected, but he keeps trying. he has ideas like buying a boeing 747 and turning it into a restaurant, opening a brothel that's also a spa and calling it "the bacon man ranch", and making funerals a free service provided by the city. well, you can't say he isn't thinking about the people. and that's more than you can say about the mayor we've got now. 140413 ... raze he got 640 votes this time out, which accounts for just over 1% of the city's voters. i was halfway hoping he'd get 747 votes, because it would be kind of poetic, but it wasn't to be. 141027 what's it to you? who go blather from