things_to_do_inside_when_it's_1o_degrees_outside farmfish how to fight boredom within the walls of a gingerbread farmhouse: 1. watch foreign films without subtitles. 2. tear pages from obscure magazines when particular fotos inspire ideas for bizarre collages. 3. laugh at your housecats, especially if they are siamese females in heat and mentally disturbed and perpetually attack the three-legged deaf cat. 4. take all day to make a meal and then burn most of it when you are outside making ramps for the snowboard. 5. cry at memories of the recently dearly departed. 6. listen to music from norway and sing along with the words as if you know the language. 7. invite your friends over from accordion lessons and show them the recent art project you are working on and forget to knock and when you open the door your girlfriend will be in her panties only. whoops. 030121 what's it to you? who go blather from