gas_is_explosive Dafremen If you have a hairy ass, DON'T try to impress the girls or your scout leader by lighting your own farts. I'm not saying that they won't be impressed.(I mean who WOULDN'T be?) It's just that it'll be harder to hear any compliments over the sound of your crackling butt hairs...that's all. 010705 ... Dafremen If you have a hairy ass it's probably not a good idea to light your own farts in order to impress the girls or your scoutmaster. It's not that they won't be impressed(who WOULDN'T be?!). It's just really hard to hear any compliments over the sound of crackling butt hairs. 010705 ... Dafremen (Listen,,I HAD to double blather to fix this stupid html file....grr) 010705 what's it to you? who go blather from