flimsy
tender_square
"brushed
nickel
"
my
ass
.
the
towel-rack-cum-display-shelf
was
a
piece
of
metallic
garbage
.
i
shelled
out
fifteen dollars
when
bed
bath
and
beyond
was
on
the
brink
of
going
out
of
business
believing
i
was
getting
a
bargain. regrettably,
the
width
of
the
shelf
ended
up
being
too
big
for
my
bathroom
:
it
was
an
eyesore
any
place
i
tried
to
mount
it
.
and
so
,
i
installed
it
in
the
rental
,
removed
the
too
low
towel rack
that
had
been
installed
behind
the
toilet
tank (
who
puts
a
rod
there
?).
the
screws
that
held
the
hammered aluminum
together
were
janky.
the
mounting hardware
had
hexagonal heads
for
the
teeny
turning
wand.
i
cursed
and
gave
up
, headed
to
the
hardware
store
for
two
replacement
screws
that
would
go
through
the
depth
of
the
frame
and
the
depth
of
the
wall
,
that
would
support
a
sopping towel
with
a
day's
weight
wiped
on
it
.
the
store
wanted
twenty
bucks
for
two
plus
fifty
of
its
cousins
.
i
headed
for
my
parents
place
instead
.
dad
went
through
his
old
maxwell
house
jars
in
the
greasy garage,
found
me
two
trusty
screws
to
get
the
job
done
. "
lather
up
the
ends
with
dish
soap
,"
he
said
. "it'll
help
it
get
through
the
wall
when
you're
drilling
that
deep
."
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