dads_are_allowed_to_be_dorks
unhinged
i
think
they
are
all
handed
a
special
card
when
their
daughter
(s)
are
born
that
give
them
this
priviledge.
050327
...
aM i DiStUrBeD?
It
might
come
in
the
job
description
Job
Description
For
Dads
You
must
:
*
Love
your
offspring
as
much
as
you
can
*
Do
everything
you
can
for
them
*
Act
like
a
'dork'
at
specific
moments
[preferably
when
the
possibility
of
embarrassment
for
the
offspring
is
high
]
loving
everyone_is_here
btw
crowl
050327
...
crOwl
loved
these
.
they're
quite
apt.
thanks
.
050328
...
unhinged
another
job
description
that
must
be
added
to
the
list
:
falling
asleep
while
watching
movies
it
took
me
and
my
dad
i
don't
know
how
many
days
to
watch
the
extended version
of
the
first
two
lord
of
the
rings
movies
.
but
thankfully,
we
both
kept
pretty
good
track
of
where
he
fell
asleep
.
i
must
say
though
,
his
recliner/throne
is
a
blackhole
of
sleepiness.
050330
...
crOwl
i
can
unfortunately
relate.
and
the
worst
part
is
when
i
snap
out
of
it
and
kathy
and
greta
are
laughing
at
me
.
what
a
dork.
050330
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from