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epitome of incomprehensibility
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Annoying alternate selves were commenting on my contributions to the celebrity_girlcrushes page in my head.
Annoying Voice 1 said: "Wow, you are flighty and inconsistent. Do you even still like of the first people you just mentioned? Do you take an interest in their careers? Or were you just chiming in at random just to be part of the trend?"
Annoying Voice 2 said: "Um, also, does it count if you're bi? Can you really comment? I think only straight people are supposed to ANNOUNCE same-sex crushes because it's more SURPRISING, so you writing here is kind of missing the point."
Annoying Voice 3 said: "No, no, the point is she doesn't really think enough about people being attractive. She thinks about this somewhat, but not enough. She does not have enough of a sex drive to be truly COMMITTED to this page."
Thankfully my true self showed up to say, "Shut up now, I'm trying to relax and drink herbal tea."
To me, chamomile tea is boring on its own, but it mixes really well with other flavours... lemon, lavender, rosehip, other flowery stuff. That's the moral of this story.
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