texas
silentbob
Criminals
are
required
to
give
their
victims 24
hours
notice
,
either
orally
or
in
writing
,
and
to
explain
the
nature
of
the
crime
to
be
committed.
Illegal
to
raise
alligators
in
your
home
.
When
two
trains
meet
each
other
at
a
railroad crossing,
each
shall
come
to
a
full
stop
,
and
neither
shall proceed
until
the
other
has
gone
.
You
need
a
five
-dollar permit
to
go
barefoot
.
Kingsville:
Two
pigs
cannot
have
sex
on
the
city's
airport
property.
Lefors: Illegal
to
take
more
than
three
swallows
of
beer
at
any
time
while
standing
.
San Antonio: Illegal
for
both
sexes
to
flirt
or
respond
to
flirtation using
the
eyes
and
/or
hands
.
020328
...
Toxic_Kisses
Dang
glad
I
don't
live
in
San Antonio! yessh!
020329
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from