stupid_things
nom
i
know
i
wrote
too_much
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...
ovenbird
The
English
language
.
Case
in
point
:
4
is
spelled
four
.
14
is
spelled
fourteen
.
40
is
spelled
forty
.
WHY
?!
What
happened
to
the
"
u
"?
It
should
be
"
fourty
."
It
makes
no
sense
at
all
.
Maybe
it's
a
symbolic
nod
to
mid-life crises?
Forty
is
missing
the
"
u
,"
a
sacred
vessel
,
a
holy
grail,
and
it
becomes
compelled
to
search
the
earth
for
it
.
Maybe
that's
why
people
in
mid-life
start
getting
this
niggling
sense
that
there's
something
missing
and
start
tearing
their
lives
apart
looking
for
it
.
What's
missing
,
is
"
u
."
251126
...
raze
leaf_blowers
.
in
addition
to
the
hideous
sound
they
make
,
it
seems
to
take
people
a
lot
longer
to
fling
their
foliage
where
they
want
it
to
go
than
it
would
to
simply
,
i
don't
know
, rake
it
like
us
simple
cave
-folk
used
to
do
before
the
advent
of
these
expensive
noise
-makers.
there's
something
absurd
and
a
little
sad
to
me
about
watching
someone
spend
an
hour
painstakingly blowing bracts
from
their
driveway
to
the
road
,
knowing
more
will
take
their
place
before
the
setting
of
the
sun
.
i
guess
maybe
i'm
the
odd
one
out
.
because
i
don't
want
to
eradicate nature's
confetti
.
i
want
to
roll
around
in
it
and
make
myself
a
living
braid
of
leaves
.
251127
...
ovenbird
The
amount
of
money
I
just
spent
on
a
beautiful
wreath
of
cedar
and
juniper berries
and
pinecones
for
my
front
door
. (
But
it
smelled
so
good
,
I
couldn't
resist
.
It
may
at
least
slightly improve
my
holiday_spirit
.)
251128
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
