rebound Gutter So I became the guy, ya know the one. Like the paper picked up for the movie listings and the comics before it's promptly placed in the trash can. I think I was 14 the first time. My friend dumped his girlfriend and she became my girlfriend. Whoopee Dee Freakin Doo. I made it to being the 3 day boyfriend. Isn't that astronomically special? I went through several of the same type. Girls who had just gotten done with major relationships and then found their way to me. Generally a friend of mine or a friendly acquaintance. But I got to be that guy. The guy who gets bounced more times than a basketball. The guy who can't remember half the people he went out with because they bailed so soon. And Why? Because I'm a prick? nope Because I beat women? nope Because I look like a doof? nope Because I have no social skills? nope It's always the same "I'm sorry, but my old boyfriend really wants to get back with me and I'm gonna go. I hope we're still friends!" Why Me? Would somebody just shoot me! Please!! 010507 ... silentbob i was in a 3 week relationship that lasted 5 months. Long distance sucks. 010507 what's it to you? who go blather from