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raze twice in the span of three weeks a man with two first names drove from leamington to windsor and broke into a boutique grocery store on university avenue. he threw a rock at a window and scraped shoe rubber against shattered glass to get inside. he didn't take a dime from the till. he stole the same thing both times: a tray of butter tarts. makes you wonder. are la vern's pastries good enough to go to jail for, or was the dude just hungry and too lazy to bake his own? 230123
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past people are intimidated by pastry, but i would be more intimidated by the commission of theft.

teach a man to use a pastry blender, and he eats richly for life. teach a man to rob a grocery store, and he ends up on regional news.
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raze (that's a nugget of true wisdom if i ever heard one.) 230125
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