marry_creased_mouse raze if you married a creased mouse, you would live in a small house, with paper-thin walls and irregular halls and a puckered but affable spouse. should you fit through the front_door, you'd be met with a sharp roar, for a rodent who's lined at least some of the time has a squeak that could fracture the floor. you'd be wise to elope first, since each marriage is unrehearsed, and commitments are made with too little heed paid to the flip side of "better or worse". but do marry a creased mouse, in your dreams if nowhere else. when your children are grown, you'll admit with a moan it was worth it for all the fine smells. 251225 ... epitome of incomprehensibility *applause* Also, I JUST found what I was thinking of when I wrote: it's merry_creased_mousse. I'd misread it this whole time. 251227 ... e_o_i ...I mean marry_creased_mousse. 251227 what's it to you? who go blather from