happy_square_root_day
cr0wl
090303
090303
...
jane
my
favorite
number
is
27
, partially
because
it
is
3
³
090303
...
unhinged
my
geometry
teacher
made
me
memorize
a
table
of
squared
numbers
to
make
doing
square
roots
easier
.
1
squared
through
25
squared.
some
of
those
numbers
i
still
remember
15
years
later
.
my
brain
searches
for
patterns
and
then
engrains
them
.
090303
...
auburn
I
don't
understand
things
that
don't
have
patterns
.
I
ALWAYS
search
for
patterns
in
everything
,
and
I'm
usually
relentless
until
the
pattern
has
been
discovered
or
revealed
.
090303
...
unhinged
when
i
was
a
cashier,
i
memorized
the
produce codes.
the
address
of
my
parents'
house
was
the
same
as
the
code
for
green
grapes
.
or
,
when
the
same
total
came
up
it
startled
me
.
like
'
hey
wait
,
i've
seen
this
number
before
.'
once
a
kid
came
through
my
line
,
jumpy
,
with
a
box
of
condoms
and
the
total
was
4
.20.
i
looked
at
him
and
said
'
have
a
nice
day'
090303
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go
blather
from