becky
silentbob you make me really tired
tired of fighting the urges to sculpt you out of clay
"oh bobby, you shouldn't fight such desires. you should follow your instincts and your burning passions"

and let the clay fly with reckless abandon
fly so that it hits walls and makes little 'splat splat' sounds
and a crude profile of your face drips down the wall
and it's wet and elongating as it slides viscously downward, little bits of forehead and eyeball and cheek smearing everywhere
but the iris of your eye is recreated perfectly and its gaze cuts like a blade
but only one eye, because the other has been smeared over by the huge eyebrow that fell over it.
an ungrateful eyebrow
an ungrateful face
with a hungered inconsequential expression
that's slyly sinister, but shows no trace of it except in that iris....

you say, "bobby, you have made me want to dream about goopy eyebrows, so i believe i shall go to that"
i good you bid evening
"i shall, maybe i'll sculpt your bust out of jello in my dreams"
i am rather busty
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