alcoholic_amphibians
raze
in
the
house
i
lived
in
two
apartments
and
three
houses
before
this
one
there
was
a
poster
on
the
bathroom
door
of
the
basement
room
that
became
my
bedroom
once
it
had
been
fixed
up
enough
to
be
more
than
a
glorified
closet
.
on
the
poster
was
a
frog
holding
a
martini
,
smiling
,
looking
soused.
next
to
him
was
an
irish
saying
of
unknown
origin
that
goes
:
"
when
we
drink
,
we
get
drunk
.
when
we
get
drunk
,
we
fall
asleep
.
when
we
fall
asleep
,
we
commit
no
sin
.
when
we
commit
no
sin
,
we
go
to
heaven
.
so
,
let's
all
get
drunk
and
go
to
heaven
."
in
hindsight,
kind
of
a
strange
thing
to
have
staring
at
you
in
your
bedroom
when
you
aren't
yet
a
teenager.
i
didn't
put
it
there
.
it
was
there
when
we
moved
in
,
and
no
one
ever
took
it
down
.
i
think
of
that
frog
every
once
in
a
while
.
i
hope
he
got
help
for
his
drinking
problem
.
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