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From "televangelism" - "sow an uncommon seed and trust in god for an uncommon harvest." Okay, so I have a weird mind, but this reminds me of a comic called Bardin the Superrealist where the character resolves to masturbate outside so that his "seed" isn't wasted. And lo, plants grow! Alas, I do not produce sperm, so I'm missing out on that instant-plant-producing capacity. Ah well, there's a cat-vagina continuum in at least two languages, and that makes even less sense... I mean, if I really wanted to be gender-essentialist about who's got the better body for surrealism... But I think it's more like bikinis. http://mic.com/articles/89705/there-s-a-new-chart-on-getting-a-bikini-body-that-every-woman-needs-to-see "How to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your body." Everyone can be a surrealist! (You just have to write a NaNoWriMo novel that consists of two pages of listing things that are gluten-free, including gluten-free trust funds and Gluten-Free the Children. No no no. Not really. That's just narcissistic. And Philip Roth did that better, if we're talking about self-absorbed but also about comedy and/or penises.)
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