laundered raze i usually check my pants before i throw in a load of laundry. just in case anything's hiding in there. these days the treasure amounts to little more than a tissue marked "in case of emergency" in my front left pocket. that's the side i prioritize. tonight i forgot i had a twenty dollar bill in the right pocket of the pants i've been favouring. i found it in the dryer after the fact, smelling less like itself and folded in a place it wasn't before, but otherwise unchanged. so i guess i can say i've laundered money now. 231205 what's it to you? who go blather from