if_i_was_a_ninja
Fido
If
I
was
a
ninja
nobody
would
cut
in
front
of
me
in
the
lunch
line
anymore
.
Uh
uh
.
Not
when
I
hold
a
razor
-sharp katana
to
their
scrawny
necks
while
holding
my
ninja
star
in
the
air
menacingly.
Maybe
I
would
make
an
example
out
of
somebody.
Not
kill
them
,
no
,
that
would
be
cruel
.
I
would
instead
just
wack
them
in
the
head
with
a
ratan causing
them
to
shout
out
in
a
humiliating manner.
030422
...
gommenasai
having
no
purpose
,
i
would
be
committing seppukku
right
now
.
030422
...
grammar_girl
if_i_were_a_ninja
030423
...
forever endeavor
i'd
show
you
all
my
moves.
would
you
love
me
then
?
030423
...
BnB
I
wouldn't
make
a
scene
.
I
would
just
take
what
I
want
.
No
-one
would
notice
me
,
so
I
wouldn't
get
caught
. :)
090226
...
unhinged
i
would
cut
you
in
pieces
and
take
little
slow
bites
090226
...
raze
my
name
would
be
zumoritome-kashikuta meikuarichi.
seriously
.
the
ninja
name
generator
told
me
so
.
241109
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from