if_i_was_a_ninja
Fido If I was a ninja nobody would cut in front of me in the lunch line anymore. Uh uh. Not when I hold a razor-sharp katana to their scrawny necks while holding my ninja star in the air menacingly. Maybe I would make an example out of somebody. Not kill them, no, that would be cruel. I would instead just wack them in the head with a ratan causing them to shout out in a humiliating manner. 030422
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gommenasai having no purpose, i would be committing seppukku right now. 030422
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grammar_girl if_i_were_a_ninja 030423
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forever endeavor i'd show you all my moves.
would you love me then?
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BnB I wouldn't make a scene.
I would just take what I want.
No-one would notice me,
so I wouldn't get caught. :)
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unhinged i would cut you in pieces
and take little slow bites
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raze my name would be zumoritome-kashikuta meikuarichi.

seriously. the ninja name generator told me so.
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