fitted_sheet raze the comforter and the thin layer of egyptian cotton beneath it are easy enough to move back into place when the rocking of my body tugs and teases them until their terminus is more floor than mattress. it's the fitted sheet that's a real pain in the ass. every few days i have to get in there and shift everything around again. convince it to do its duty for a little while longer. so i got these elastic straps with plastic fasteners on the end. one clamp bites into the blanket. the other gets to gnaw on part of the frame. three corners down, with one shoulder left untouched, because that's where my head falls when i sleep and i like to invent stupid superstitions that have no basis in reality. now my bed looks like it's wearing suspenders. 240706 what's it to you? who go blather from