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the rutabaga row-down: a celebration of summer that combines root vegetables, rowing, folk music, and dancing.
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epitome of incomprehensibility (Thou kiddest, but I once decorated a banner with a batik garlic bulb for St-Anne-de-Bellevue's annual Garlic Festival!)

Anyway, as Vice-Rambler of Dorval's Anarcho-Pacifist Society, I'd like to present Balms not Bombs: A Cocoa Butter Manifestation for the Peaceful Overthrow of Dry Skin.
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