events_that_aren't_real_but_should_be raze (please feel free to add to this as you see fit.) the rutabaga row-down: a celebration of summer that combines root vegetables, rowing, folk music, and dancing. 250705 ... epitome of incomprehensibility (Thou kiddest, but I once decorated a banner with a batik garlic bulb for St-Anne-de-Bellevue's annual Garlic Festival!) Anyway, as Vice-Rambler of Dorval's Anarcho-Pacifist Society, I'd like to present Balms not Bombs: A Cocoa Butter Manifestation for the Peaceful Overthrow of Dry Skin. 250705 ... e_o_i Courtesy of my dream_plays: a Gilbert and Sullivan parody of Dracula. (I cannot express how awesome this would be if it actually existed.) 260119 ... e_o_i edits (dream_play, singular) 260119 what's it to you? who go blather from