events_that_aren't_real_but_should_be
raze
(
please
feel
free
to
add
to
this
as
you
see
fit
.)
the
rutabaga
row
-down:
a
celebration
of
summer
that
combines root
vegetables
, rowing, folk
music
,
and
dancing
.
250705
...
epitome of incomprehensibility
(
Thou
kiddest,
but
I
once
decorated
a
banner
with
a
batik
garlic
bulb
for
St
-Anne-de-Bellevue's annual
Garlic
Festival
!)
Anyway
,
as
Vice
-Rambler
of
Dorval's Anarcho-Pacifist
Society
,
I'd
like
to
present
Balms
not
Bombs:
A
Cocoa
Butter
Manifestation
for
the
Peaceful
Overthrow
of
Dry
Skin
.
250705
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from