prank
raze
there
are
pranks
that
are
mean_spirited
.
and
then
there
are
those
that
are
just
plain
brilliant
.
try
this
one
on
for
size
: vivian stanshall
and
keith
moon
once
visited
a
tailor's
shop
and
pretended
not
to
know
each
other
.
they
expressed
an
interest
in
buying
the
same
pair
of
trousers.
an
argument
ensued,
ending
with
the
garment
being
torn
in
two
.
while
the
tailor
stood
stupefied,
a
one
-legged
actor
hired
by
keith
and
vivian hopped
into
the
scene
, beamed
at
the
bisected
britches,
and
said
, "
just
what
i
was
looking
for
!
how
much
?"
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from