portabella cooper rasha the person looks out of the only window that is only 2 feet by 2 feet big and a little dirty and sees a pigeon fly into a window of another apartment and fall 20 stories to the sidewalk. the person walks back to the mini refrigerator and takes out a portabella mushroom the size of their hand and washes it in the sink then eats it raw. the person eats the mushroom and thinks fungus, i'm eating fungus while eating the mushroom and doesn't really laugh but opens their eyes a little bigger and then returns them to a neutral position. the person eats around the stem of the mushroom and then eats the top of the stem then feeds what is left of the stem to the toy poodle. the toy poodle picks up the stem in its mouth and then drops it back on the floor and walks back to the corner and falls asleep. 130101 what's it to you? who go blather from