narration
raze everyone says if they had someone narrating their life they'd want it to be morgan freeman or james earl jones. great, iconic voices, sure. but i say go with someone less obvious. how about the ghost of sam kinison?

"he's walking into the kitchen. sharp corner there. HE'S GONNA STUB HIS TOE! NO! HE FUCKING DID IT! HE STUBBED HIS FUCKING TOE! AAAAAHHHHH! IT HURTS SO MUCH! AAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAHHHHH!"
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