misunderstood
twirling ivy as a fish on the sand 030120
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epitome of incomprehensibility "Drawing millions of eyeballs on YouTube" - meaning a lot of people watched something, but at first I was picturing someone making videos of their sketches of eyes.

The carol In the Bleak Midwinter (lyrics by Christina Rossetti, so better than your average Christmas song):

Earth stood hard as iron
Water as a stone

...confused about "water as a stone" until I realized it meant ice. Of course. Literal mind is metaphorically challenged.
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