i_almost_got_bit_by_a_snake
crOwl unbitten
i
was
pulling
weeds
from
river
gravel
and
...WHOA...i
was
staring
into
the
face
of
a
snake
,
already
raising
his
head
to
strike
me
.
i
was
listening
to
a
paste podcast
at
the
time
and
was
totally
oblivious
to
its
camo...grey
on
black
.
i
yelled
, moreso
primal
screamed
and
jumped
out
of
there
so
fast
that
my
felco pruners leapt
out
of
their
leather pouch
and
i
scraped
my
arm
against
the
scrapey
bark
of
an
old
prunus
plum
.
060422
...
tilt
we
need
experiences
like
this
to
remind
us
of
all
that
life
makes
us
forget
.
060422
...
grammar nazi
bitten
060422
...
crOwl. lookin fer snakes and shit
hey
grammar
nazi! welcomen sie!
in
western pennsylvania,
sorry
,
that's
how
we
be
sayin'
it
.
060422
...
spelling nazi
Willkommen
061023
...
tilt is the nazi
something
about
that
little
interchange
make
me
laugh
rather
a
lot
.
061023
...
typo nazi
makes
061023
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from