holey
raze
he
was
wearing
a
t
-shirt
that
looked
like
something
he
stole
from
a
crime
scene
after
a
stabbing
and
bleached
until
the
blood
came
out
.
even
the
collar
was
hardly
holding
on
.
"
that's
some
top
you've
got
there
,"
i
said
.
"
it's
a
religious
shirt
,"
he
said
. "
it's
very
holey."
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...
epitome of incomprehensibility
(
Ha
!
If
this
is
your
dad
,
he
sounds
a
lot
like
my
uncle
, specifically
the
more
thoughtful
and
laid
-back
brother
of
the
neglectful
MENSA
one
(
though
Mr.
MENSA
did
redeem
himself
somewhat
in
my
esteem
by
sending
a
postcard
from
the
seas
around
Antarctica
.))
240517
...
raze
(
it
*
was
*
my
dad
who
said
that
!
i
think
he
was
brushing
up
on
his
puns
because
it's
his
birthday
tomorrow
.)
240517
...
e_o_i
Belated
happy
birthday
to
him
,
in
the
name
of
all
that's
holey!
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from