sander
Spellchecker Interview with a Carpenter

Question: "If you were to use an item in your toolbox during sex, what would it be and how would you use it?"

Carpenter: "Oh, wow. Maybe the orbital sander that gyrates. Just take off the sander and use the rubber part of it."

Question: "Ahh, okay, ahh, sure, thanks. Do please be sure to take off the sander. Even if it eliminates the gyration."

Carpenter: "OK. I'm here to please you."
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