ornithologist Soma ornithologists choose some of the funniest names. I mean, I would too if I could name a thing. 250404 ... ovenbird It's as if ornithologists employ a gaggle of twelve year old boys to name birds. "Just go for it," the ornithologist says to a gawky teen who just hit puberty, "you're Adam in the garden! Have at it!" So we get: Bushtit Fluffy-backed tit-babbler Hoary_puffleg Blue_footed_booby Dickcissel Then some younger kids want in on the action and the ornithologist figures, why not let them have a turn too? And we end up with Go_away_bird Flying_steamer_duck Green_mango Horned_screamer And finally, when the ornithologist is in a dark place, when his world is falling apart, he looks at a bird and says "yes. You will henceforth be called Satanic_nightjar you bringer of doom and destruction." 250404 what's it to you? who go blather from