illinois silentbob Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister. It is against the law to speak English in Illinois. Prohibited to drive a car without a steering wheel. Chicago: Eating in a place that is on fire is forbidden. Cicero: Humming on public streets on Sundays prohibited. Evanston: Unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. Kenilworth: Roosters must be at least three hundred feet away from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must be two hundred feet away from any residence. Oblong: It is a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. Urbana: No monster may enter the corporate limits. Zion: Illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. 020328 ... misstree The Urbana law kinda messed with us when we were running a live-action Vampire game... 020328 what's it to you? who go blather from