if_i_were slothisily if i were a rhinocerus i'd have a spiky fixture on my head i would forgo our kiss and spike you until you're dead if i were a hampster i'd be furry and small and run around in a frightening blur while the duck sits in the bathroom stall if i were an octopus i'd have 8 frightening arms to make you scream like a wuss just like at the crazy farms 050501 ... anomalous "a carpenter" 050501 ... slothisily if i were a candle i'd burn for years i'd never again turn a handle and cry hot waxy tears 051218 what's it to you? who go blather from