embarass Jus I said "worm sperm" to a bookstore clerk. I meant to say, "whale sperm" which doesn't make it better, really. I was talking about Moby Dick and how there is so much whale sperm in that book... My sister was behind me stifling a laugh as I just kept saying "sperm" at an innocent man, who didn't even ask me about the book. I wish I could say that next time I go there I'll be less weird, but I know that's a promise I can't keep. 250114 ... Jus Today I broke my glasses, bled through my sweatpants, and farted in public (loudly). In my defense, why do they make women leave the house during the literal elevator scene from The Shining? I had a workout sesh booked with a young male trainer who looked at me like a different species when I asked how he works around the 4 cycles a lady goes through in a month. He actually told me he "defers them to other people." (LOL) to which I replied, "so you don't work with women?" and he said, "oh no, I do, I guess I don't understand the question." Anyway, I told him no fucking way I'm doing a plank today, so he said okay let's do an obscene amount of Russian twists instead. Luckily I wear a long wool coat and packed an extra pair of leggings, but I ruined my favourite pair of Uni sweats and had to do Russian twists. I had a midterm at 1, so I went to the caf to study and drink all the caffeine I could stomach. I was listening to rain sounds on high to drown out the din of room. I was really locked in. And here's the thing, I didn't think I was alone, my brain just *meeped* and thought "if she can't hear anything, no one else can." But other people could, and they sure did, hear a long winded story about how one should not drink pure espresso and pre-workout on the same day. A lady adjacent from me looked up and stifled a laugh. I honestly just kept reading like I actually cared about Troilus and Criseyde. I've never cared more. Anyway, if you ever feel badly about yourself, remember I am a walking embarass. 3 /3 251118 what's it to you? who go blather from