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epitome of incomprehensibility A preposition that makes an excellent train name, both for what it means and how it looks visually (a near-symmetrical VIA).

But a tip: bring your own snacks because on the train they're ridiculously priced. I like their banana bread, but a few years ago it was $3 and now it's $5. In_this_economy!
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