wish_i_had_a_penis
ClairE My friend Lisa and I were discussing how often we'd want one, if we could have one, and she said like a couple of times a year.
I said about every month.
She thought I was weird.

Then I thought about what we were discussing in earnest.
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Annie111 eww, never! 011127
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ClairE You suck.

You liar.

You fucker!

My friend.
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niki cause then i wouldn't have to take my pants all the way off and sit down to potty...i'm lazy 011128
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whoknows it would be cool to be able to pee standing up wouldnt it 011128
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niki yeah...even if just for once...but then if you have a penis you would have to hide it if you "happy" and i just don't want to deal with that so i will be happy to be a girl 011128
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Norm "Look a block parent! You be the rapist!"

"wait, wait, no... Okay"

"Don't take me, take my sister"
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Persona if i did, for even a little while, i'd lock myself in my room and play with it all day. It'd be really different having an outie rather than an innie 011129
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bijou my friend todd pissed out the window of my car once cause i wouldn't stop on a trip back from the 'burg. sometimes i wish i could pee out a window.

josh drew a "D" on a fence with pee. he said it was for "Defense". i didn't get it until just now.
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bijou actually, i still don't get it. 011202
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Syrope girls can pee standing up lol i've done it before, and never really thought about it again until this really gross guy in latin was like "hey, i've got proof girls can pee standing up, wanna see the pictures?" and i was really freaked out but that was my normal reaction to this guy...anyway, recently i saw a webpage all about it. the addy has escaped me, but it's quite liberating if any females should like to try it :) you could probly do a search, but it might suck to wade thru all the porn first 020612
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folkin music if i had a penis
i'd swing it in the mo-orning
i'd swing it in the evening
all over this la-and
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abraham leaking I'm your Venus
I'm your Penis
What's your desire

is that a Bananarama in your pants, or are you just glad to seep me?
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celestias shadow It would be interesting. For a day. I think after that I would just be annoyed. 031130
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shh i got one. who wants to borrow it? 031130
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misstree needs naptime ido ido! just mail it to me!
i would looooove to be able to feel from behind a phallus at least once. that whole seeking new things dealie and whatnot.
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reue you can have mine :D 031201
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reue you can have mine :D 031201
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