why_did_the_hedgehog_cross_the_road emmi ? 040501 ... notme he wanted to be with the chicken? 040501 ... thieums It's a matter of evolution. The hedgehogs that are able to cross the road without getting killed will breed new generations of hedgehogs who cross the roads better, thus improving the hedgehog species over time. In the forecoming million of years, I can then scientifically come to the conclusion that the hedgehog will give birth to two distinct species : - the ones who specialize in crossing roads, which will be called "fastdgehogs", - the ones who decide that crossing the road is silly and that it's better to live always on the same side, which will be called "slowdgehogs". 040501 ... joel veitch fan club president http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/ 040501 ... joel veitch fan club president to get some minge, in other words 040501 ... emmi he wanted to see his flatmate. (flat mate) 040502 ... kx21 *** * Why? *** Ask Chicken... Scientific Evidence / Proof:- Given 1) Chicken's Memories about Road is very much better than 2) hedgehog. 1) Web Results 1 - 10 of about 369,000 for why did the Chicken cross the road. 2) Web Results 1 - 10 of about 13,300 for why did the hedgehog cross the road This completes thr proof. Copyright 2004 (why?...) kx21.com 040502 ... ??? * why_did_the_Chicken_cross_the_road * 040502 ... emmi ahh i see there's a strong shared sense of chicken-favouritism on blather. well the hedgehog had just as much right to cross the road as the chicken did! and please, have some sympathy, the poor thing just lost his mate (see above). 040502 ... vituperus uxoricide 040502 ... nyeh he wanted to fuck yer mom. in the ass! 040502 ... kx21 Which_is_Better:- MOM or MOO? 040502 ... d Because his head was stuck in the chicken's ass! 040528 ... dudeinanigloo Whoops. That one was me. 040528 ... dudeinanigloo Sorry d. 040528 what's it to you? who go blather from