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Ariadani when a foeman bears his steel,
we uncomfortable feel,
and we find the wizest thing
is to slap our chest and sing--

for when threatened with a noose,
and your heart is in your boots,
there is nothing brings it round like a trumpet's marshall sound,
like a trumpets marshall sound!

(ta-ta-ta-da-da-ta-da-ta-da!etc.)

go, ye heroes, go to glory,
though ye die in combat gorey,
ye shall live in song and storey
go to immortality!
go to death and go to slaughter,
die and every cornish daughter,
with her tears your graves shall water
go ye heroes go and die! (go ye heroes go and die, go ye heroes go and die!)

though to us its evident,
these intentions are well meant,
such expressions dont appeal,
calculated meant to cheer,
who are going to meet their fate in a highly nervous state,
still to us its evident,
these intentions are well meant,

go and do your best endeavour,
and before all links we sever,
we will say farewell forever,
go to glory and the grave!
go to glory and the grave!

we observe to great distress,
on the risks that of us press,
and of reference the lack to our chance of coming back,
though perhaps it would be wise not to cough or critisize, for its fairly evident that these intentions are well meant.
yes, perhaps it would be wise not to cough or critisize, for its very evident these intentions are well meant,
yes, its fairly evident these intentions are well meant,
yes its fairly evident these intentions are well meant!

go ye heroes go to immortality,
go ye heroes go to immortality...

away, away,
(yes, yes we go)
these pirates slay,
then do not stay,
then why this delay
(alright, we go, yes forward we go)
but theyre still here!
(we go, we go!)
but maybel, theyre still here...
(we go, we go, we really, really go...)
yes, but they dont go!
(we go, we go!yes forward we go)
oh, dammit, they dont go!
we go, we go, we go, we go...!!


~Pirates of Penzance~
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