whatever_happened_to_gollum
curious heh? 011130
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also curious good fekkin' question 011130
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rrrrrrrrrrrah! He annoyed the hell out of me. I'm glad he's gone. 011201
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Effingham Fish Fell into the Cracks of Doom. 011201
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distorted tendencies i liked gollum, a lot. made me smile on sad days. 011201
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birdmad Damn good question 011201
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Arwyn again, good question, I miss him... 020518
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reitoei he went into therapy and opened his own jewlery store by a lake with very good fishing. 020518
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TK or Yufap for that matter 020624
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squint i miss him too.
sigh
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tourist He fell into the fires of Mount Doom in Mordor, With Frodo's Finger and The Ring of Power clutched in His Jaws. 020624
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Sonya He couldn't live without his "precioussssss". 020625
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Kate I ate him for dinner last night. 020625
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nah....! i know i'm not the first one to figure out that 'gollum' was 'barrett'.

come on, you silly hobbits, look closer.

p.s. i wish he still blathed.
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the gollum formerly known as barrett Gollum, has been doing well, clever Hobbits. Precious does peek in on you from time to time. Barrett gives his best to all his friends. And yes Precious, we still rest in the shade of the_blue_tree. 030413
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Birdmad flyin round Barad-dur good to see you again 030413
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randomly recent ! 050316
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milo gollum came by the other night, said he was upset cause they wouldn't let him have some ring...then he ask if i had some peanut butter. i gave him the jar i have in the kitchen and he proceeded to cover him self with the damn thing, buttering himself.
"gollum, what the fuck are you doing man! my brother uses that shit for his 'protein' shake, he's gonna get really pissed off at you man!"
he took out this underwear, hideous brown colour and began to rub them on his face, he said there were his grandmas.

at that point he really freaked me out and i asked him leave, he seemed really upset and then slammed the door behind him. fucking prick. the next day i realized he had set my garbage on fire, the girl from the first floor told me - she had to put it out with some snow.

the thing is that i haven't seen him since, so god only knows what happened to him.
i bet his trying to kill some hobbits i really dont blame him dudes got an addiction.
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faded shadow I heard from a reliable source that Gollum is planning on starting a llama farm in quebec due to the horrid economy in MI. and he still hungers for the school girls "yes juicy tasty school girls" 090801
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