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blown cherry (this stems from a conversation we held over two days at work last week)

An animal or a dead person (still warm...ish) ?


I personally went for the not-yet-stinky-or-decaying corpse.
And you?

Funnily enough no one actually said neither.
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misstree would probably depend on the type of animal. some could be *quite* painful. 020218
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little wonder i don't think i can bring myself to making that decision. 020218
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god dead animal! 020219
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blown cherry Animal of your choice. A lot of ppl seemed to lean towards sheep 4 a guy, or a dog for a chick.

That's just gross now god :)
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im on drugs homo_necro_bestiality 020219
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bethany dead human- less chance of semen entering my body. you know hitler used to make "unacceptable" women fuck German shepards to see if it could make a descent german. 020219
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another day another name Still-warm body, I think.
Unless it was the recently-expired body of my beloved, and then there'd be no question.
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Mateo Does Carne de metalīs mother count as an animal? 020219
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Mateo Or should I kill her first? 020219
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Mateo Or should I kill her first? 020219
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carne de metal C'mon bitch, c'mon, try me.
I know where you live, really.
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Mateo I know where you live too. In fact, I was there las night, while you were out. Your mother was there. Thats all Im saying for now.

Oh, I almost forgot, we had a lot of nasty sex, the kind you could get arestd for.
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lost if i put a sock puppet on my hand does that count as an animal. if not than the warm body, that is if i had to make a choice. cuz you know if i didnt have to make a choice i would do both





Just kidding ... I swear
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distorted tendencies uh-huh. right. 020222
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Photophobe Vampire, for sure 020308
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continuous ache you know, i don't know why, but you're the hardest person on blather to stalk, photophobe. did you used to use a different email address to link to your blathes or something? cuz i keep stumbling across all this shit that doesn't come up on your list, but you've posted there. it pisses me off cuz i wonder how much really cool stuff of yours i'm missing out on. :( 020402
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continuous ache oh, and the recently deceased if i had to choose.....hopefully they'd be dead long enough that rigor mortis would set in. ;) 020402
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Photophobe http://blather.newdream.net/cgi-bin/blather?who;name=Photophobe

gives you more stuff than just clicking on the name. just change the name to see the full list (of ones that aren't deleted, anyway)
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Casey Could I go for some kind of mix? Like a dead werewolf type woman or something? 020402
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Mateo I would use the blood of the dead person to lubricate whichever orifice of the animal I want to penetrate.

Beat that!
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DannyH I got very into Bestiality, Necrophilia and Sadomasochism. In the end though I gave it all up. I just felt like I was flogging a dead horse. 020614
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sabbie bethany, thats the most interesting thing i have read all week.

dannyH, .:grins:. ye be an odd lad, but ye have made me laugh out loud.

it not be the red_wine_faeries, honest.
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kerry haha
bethany that IS very clever. i never would have thought of that. but i think the fact that there would not be any warmth coming from their body would bother me a tad. it would feel so impersonal...
ha i wonder why. duh.
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~gez~ this strand scared me, is it because i'm too young and i shouldn't be reading this type of stuff. man you lot make me feel sick [no offence] 020905
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pat sajak none taken , plenty given 030329
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phil I must, as usual, agree with god on this one. He's just so logical. 030330
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god how bout that hot chick workin' at arby's in the mall. 030330
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phil no no no no no 030401
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begger you know im must be only one not looking at porn after seeing these types of answers 030404
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niska though i can't even begin to decide which is worse - dead animal is worse than BOTH, so god - you can fuck away and i won't hold it against you...

besides, doesn't god get to do whatever he wants, sin-free? is this even fair?

lots of gods in ancient greek & roman times fucked people, animals, dead things... you fucking name it. it's all been done.

otherwise we would't know where the sun came from, or why guys dig boobs...
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Dafremen Neither. Oh and good one Danny. 030405
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misstree i've been leaning more toward corpses lately, as long as functional male bits can be preserved... a little more hetero when it comes to necro, the appeal in eating a girl out goes down drastically when she's not squirming and moaning... 040311
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sameolme ummmmmm.......Pepsi! 040311
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kookaburra how could you screw a dead guy's dick? it'd be floppy. (so i guess im goin for the animal) 040415
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misstree there are ways around that. penis pumps and rubber bands can do wonders. 040415
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Lemon_Soda animal 040415
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kookaburra *kookaburra wonders how misstree knows these techniques.*
*decides she doesn't want to know*
*wonders if she should tell misstree that she know where she lives and that she's coming with lots of sex toys*
*realizes that that is a lie (kookaburra doesnt have sextoys)*
*decides to stop talking in the third person with stars aroung her name*
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Lemon_Soda *blinks* 040415
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DonnaDelight a nice big doggie dick anytime - squirming with the knot inside is so sexy. 040823
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