weed jennifer I often wondered if I could contact those "marijuana prevention lines" (you know, the 1-800 number they have you call if you see and marijuana growing in an area it's not supposed to, and they come and cut it down for you) and having the number changed to my personal line 991218 ... meli I've always wondered about that expression about children "growing like weeds." People say it as if it's a good thing. Do these people just let their weeds grow, or do they pull them up by the roots like I do? 000105 ... Q Hooray! Meli, what a magnificent insight! A weed, by definition, is an "undesirable" plant. What a terrible thing to imply that your own kid is "undesirable." Maybe your alleged partner, but never your kid. From now on I'm going to say my son is "growing like a flower." Just like his sisters, and of course hid dad, did when they were his age. Haha. Really, M, thanks again! 000106 ... dizzy damn, just light it, dot discuss it 000219 ... amorfus How could I not pay homage to it? the herb puller of strings inducer of silliness oh, Cannabis 000302 ... guitar_freak I learned many things from this wonderous herb. ~no they aren't after you~ ~water works wonders~ ~Golden Grahams Teddy Bears are the BEST munchies!!!~ 001013 ... psycho insomniac An Ode To Weed... Everythings so funny, but everything I say is dumb. With cotton-mouth and blood-shot eyes, one side of my body goes numb. Sitting here listening to music; with nothing on my mind, I start to drift to a far away place, loosing track of time. I look over to my buddy, who is just as high as I. He says "Maybe if I flap my arms, I can jump off this ledge and fly". What he said made me laugh, and I couldnt seem to stop. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt, and I thought I was going to pop. I took another hit from the bong, as my lungs filled with black smoke. It burned my throat and made my eyes water, then it made me choke. Next thing I knew my Dad barged in and screamed "What the fuck?!" This time I can't run from this mess... this time I am stuck. I sat there for a moment or two and tried to think of something to say. My dad stood there with fiery eyes, and I he wasnt going away. So I handed him the bong and held my breath, my hands trembling with fear. But then I saw his grin widen across his face, and he said "Hold on...I'll get the beer". 001205 ... ps] 7th paragraph, 4th line, typo. correction: and I knew he wasnt going away -sorry about that...too high to type :) 001205 ... psycho insomniac 7th paragraph, 4th line, typo. correction: and I knew he wasnt going away -sorry about that...too high to type :) 001205 ... psycho insomniac grrrr... getting flustered 001205 ... pat sajak jennifer - weed is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy 001208 ... guitar_freak I once asked a religous fanatic why god would put weed on the planet if he didn't want us to smoke it. The reply was that the devil did it. Nice excuse 001227 ... unhinged good stress relief i love the smell of marijuana smoke on clothes 010112 ... smokeroffineherbs it's weird, it makes you smarter yet at the same time it can make you stupid.... weed can really make you look at things differently. Sometimes you gotta love how everything can be so.... herbal 010123 ... jane it makes you smarter in the way that it makes you reconsider the world and what is around you. it makes you feel shitty when you realized that being numb to the world is a strong defense while you are in school. 010618 ... ChabbaMan Oh holy grass !!. A spliff a day keeps the MF docter away.. 010717 ... TERMINATOR WHO THA FUCK ARE YOU? 010801 ... Norman Tetrahydrocannabinol is my favourite part! 010825 ... Trent that shit fucks with me i'm too fucked up from that shit have you seen that chick? um the singer who tripped and fell coz she was stoned? that shit fucks with her mind too 010831 ... trent Man... I got searched by the cops once i was with my two friends we were stoned we had just finished off 8 grams all 3 of us and some FUCKING BITCH called the cops she came over and said are you boys smoking illegal substances again? and we said uh....nup coz we had had 2 grams each and she went off and the cops drove past when we were having a cigarette and so we bolted and we lost them and we were just heading up to the gap which is near the youth centre in mosman (man, mosman is such an etchy place to smoke) and before we got there (the cops always check the youth centre) some pigs in a paddywagon went by and they stopped and the said oy come over here and we said aw shit and he said wat were u doing over by the stairs? and we said um, just having a cigarette and he said we got a call from some lady who says you've been smoking a lot more than cigarettes and we all turned around and shoved our bud in our daks and they searched us and found a hose and a cone piece and one of my friends is on probation and the cops called him up that night and he got fucked but me they didn't find nothin on me coz i wouldn't let them touch my dick the faggots I sell oregano to 7th graders in little satties and i sprinkle half a cone on the top so it smells right i make $50 a day you should try it buy a tin of shredded oregano and put it in a baggie and then put in the pinsiest amount of bud and tell them it's a stick hahaha they are so gullible 010831 ... trent man... I talk too much I should quit weed quit while you're ahead fuck that I'm to stoned to quit man... I talk to much 010831 ... nemo ganja 010901 ... trent IF YOU DON'T GOT NOTHING TO SAY BUT "ganja", THEN FUCK OFF AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL! 010901 ... trent sorry about that i'm a little edgy at the moment i have smoked anything for 2 days now 010901 ... trent i mean i haven't 010907 ... unhinged i need it to keep my popularity need it so that he will touch me need it so my brain can be somewhat numb although my personality seems to be filtering through these days which is not a good thing 011013 ... trent Poo bum wee 011018 ... weed weed 011101 ... anti-social butterfly i miss it sooo much. didn't smoke it for over 2 months, and last night i wanted, needed it so badly. the desire was eating away at my sanity. i needed the weed. i need the weed. i need it to be happy. i need it to forget the bad things. i need it to clear my head. i need it to calm down. i need it for perspective. i wish that i wasn't addicted. i wish that i didn't need it. i wish that i wasn't a stoner. i wish i had more will power. but last night was my all-time second best high that i can think of. and it made me remember. i had forgotten how wonderful weed is. i love smeekin' weed. i miss you, weed! i can't get out of your grasp. 011101 ... ice my name is brandon, and i am a pothead. 011114 ... Dafremen Nice to meet you brandon, smoke any good weed lately? 011114 ... Phace. Weed is good in a glass. Weed is better drunk. Well, not really. None of that is true. But, i like to drink it. I like phace btter. 020102 ... scared barbie doll pot is good enough said but Anti-flag is the best punk band ever 020206 ... silentbob antiflag is a straight edge band 020206 ... UnKnOwN totally fuked up my life.....but i still dont regret smoking up...an i dont give a fuk bout wat ppl think cuz i dont live for ppl an i aint gona die for them..fuk the world the same way it fuks u .. 020322 ... good people weed is yummy. weed smells good. weed feels good. i wish i was stoned. i need pot. last week i smoked some "keef". i had never heard of it. turns out, is is pure thc crystals and white fibers in a furry ball. oh my god... tasty and mind-altering. i wish i was stoned. 020322 ... myplasticmind it makes me feel better, it makes me feel good, i like it. i want more...right now. 020829 ... daxle no they aren't bobby! look at the statement on their webpage... 020830 ... ~gez~ dont like this stuff people i know think they're hard because of it i never plan on touching it stay away 020830 ... silentbob something about like we're all straight edge except for one of us or something 020830 ... silentbob Karl Marx 6-MAR-2000 GOSSIP: I heard you guys are straight edge, but I just smoked a fatty with Justin. Also, I miss Andy Flag. What happened with that old chap? And is it true that his brother is the old drummer from Reagan Squad? RESPONSE TO GOSSIP: This gossip is True: Yes we are all straight edge except for our T-Shirt Guy The Bear. I think that if Justin really smoked a fatty with you he'd probably be dead from the smoke seeing as he's allergic to it. Andy (aka "the old chap") left some 5 years ago. Yes Andy's little brother was the original drummer for Reagan Squad (one of the bands on A-F Records) however, he didn't play on the Cd "The Golden Mile."(Pat) 020830 ... myplasticmind ur in a band? *is jealous* who who? what do u play? 020904 ... weedman im not as think as you drunk i am 030108 ... porno music producer why cant we just smoke? my music makes me high 030108 ... B0ngR1pPeR only difference is yall blow dro and we blow krypt, but there really aint no difference beacuse there both green and sticky, I dont mean to be picky, but jon, tell your boys from the eastside to put me down wit one of the those red bone who has a pretty face, thin waist, and thick thighs. 030108 ... lazysm0ker smoke weed everyday ....t0ke up 030108 ... bloodygutzmurphy weed is an internal membrane in my internal memeory system, with a release pressure valve, thc is released into my bloodstream therefore producing an intense comatose like state of mind, which sparks the acid battery, which is fed to the generator that transports me into another outer limit, my own time zone, left in a sea of clouds......... 030108 ... weed my brA1n fucking hhurts 030108 ... lazysm0ker what the fuck are you talkin about we gettin high... 030108 ... weed my brain hurting? 030108 ... lazysm0ker lets get high all day long smoke til we choke, cough till dont stop, a never ending cycle of t0kin up our cares away....lets just get high cuz we want, if we choose so,sm0ke our days puffin on js hittin the pipes and bongs,pack another bowl,fuck it, lets get more high. 030108 ... weed ~~~~~~~~~~coughs 030108 ... 420 weed is medicine for all, a stress reliever, pain inducer,so everyone enjoy. 030108 ... lazysm0ker oh shit we gettin high again......whats this the 356th time in one day of the 364 days thats left....we smoke our years away in just mere days.....we get high all the time, when we want,pass that shit here, lemme toke that shiat...... (inhales)........................ (exhales..).... *coughCOUGHCOUGhcough!!!$@&^!^#&** coff ..coff.....thats good shit....... 030108 ... 420 u wearin that cannabis cologne again? or still.... 030108 ... PETER TYTE LIKE HALLWAYS, SMOKED OUT ALWAYS