variations_on_a_theme_by_someone klairchen I just felt like writing this. No reason, just boredom. 000922 ... Barrett and for lack of anything better, I will now tell you about a cute fuzzy little bunny who had an ice cream cone. It was chocolate ice cream. He liked chocolate ice cream. Then a big mean wolf came by. He liked chocolate ice cream too. He also liked cute fuzzy little bunnies. So he ate both of them. Then he took a nap. 000923 ... silentbob *applause* 000923 ... splinken as we grow, we take everything we see from people around us, television, movies, music, books, magazines, etc., and we fashion a personality. likes and dislikes, memberships in fan clubs, favored sexual positions, blah, blah, blah. we arrange the pieces in the jigsaw puzzle to make a picture we like (or dislike--for you people in the self_loathing camp). you aren't born special, you know. you have to sweat and kick and scratch and knock a lot of things over before you can even begin to be special. 000923 ... Q There is best often variation on the theme of sexual position. I just felt like writing this. No reason, just boredom. 000923 ... klairchen I just felt like writing this. No reason, just boredom. Again. 000923 ... Barrett Coming soon ... "THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF THE CUTE FUZZY LITTLE BUNNY" 000923 ... klairchen I saw two bunnies the other day, one was all white and had black elegantly surrounding both eyes. It looked like the bunny had gotten into the liquid eyeliner. Nethertheless, I'm pretty sure that he/she was trying to seduce the other bunny with his/her made up eyes. 000926 ... j_blue wow 000927 ... Barrett Once there was a little boy. He had two cute fuzzy little bunnies. He loved the cute fuzzy little bunnies. And the cute fuzzy little bunnies loved him. One day the cute fuzzy little bunnies chewed up his favorite blanket. They also pooped under his bed. The next day the little boy loved his new cute little bunny slippers. 000927 ... klairchen And after I saw the bunny with the liberally applied liquid eyeliner, that guy appeared again, wearing his bunnyhug. But I wasn't wearing any eyeliner, so all attempts at seducing him failed. 000927 ... Barrett Once there was a cute fuzzy little bunny. The cute fuzzy little bunny had a problem. Because the cute fuzzy little bunny was always looking up at the clouds, he was constantly trippng over things. One day Mr. Owl noticed the cute fuzzy little bunny's problem. "Excuse me, cute fuzzy little bunny," he said. "But if you were to look at the ground ahead of you, instead of the sky, you could see the rocks on the trail. Then you wouldn't trip." "Thank you Mr. Owl, I will try that." said the cute fuzzy little bunny. The next day the happy cute fuzzy little bunny walked down the trail. He did not trip once. Instead of seeing clouds and butterflys, he saw flowers and tasty treats for him to eat. The cute fuzzy little bunny did not, however, see Mr. Owl's talons before they pierced into his back. Mr. Owl had a good lunch. 001019 ... Return of the Eruth Be 20 OCT 2000 001019 ... not god the fuzzy bunny approached the open door of the massive c-130 cargo plane. he peered through the mist, then jumped. he felt the familiar rush of wind over his fur. his ears whipped franticly like a pair of snapping locker room towels. after a quick minute, he spied the target through his WWI flying ace goggles. he pulled the ripcord, and... nothing. 001103 ... god bunny patted his chest desperately hoping to locate the ripcord for his spare chute. he was gathering speed at a fantastic rate. his thick haunches pumped vainly and involuntarily. 001211 ... maybe satan The cute fuzzy bunny hoped against hope, his legs and haunches still flailing, that the emergency chute powered by the CO2 cartridge would deploy before he crossed terminal altitude. As he saw the other chutes some distance above him, he had a moment of zen and was at least grateful that this was not a live fire excercise. 001212 ... grendel with a gasp and a jerk as the breath was yanked out of him, the cute fuzzy bunny felt the small emergency chute deploy. Hard. A moment of panic ensued as he fought to regain his breath. He was far from the target now and descending toward a clearing in the forest several miles from the nearest highway. The sound of hounds and banjos in the distance as he drifted down could not be a good sign. 001228 ... god he scanned the ground for a place to land so he could enjoy his great relief. out of the corner of his eye, he noticed an early 70's dodge charger, painted bright orange, and with a rebel flag painted on top. 001229 ... Thyartshallshant Its funny, anyone that just "stumbles" across this blather page is gonna really wonder why its compleatly about bunnies. But i know! Yes, I, Thy, knows why this is, will i tell you? No, i can give you a hint though. Bunny. Ok, ive had my fun. 001231 ... god daisy's jeans rode up the crack of her ass as she reached for the oil filter deep within the engine department of her beloved jeep, "dixie". 001231 ... Presydent Barrett The Presydent pulls up in his Presydential limo, and cracks the window. "Do you need some help, little girl?" heh heh heh 001231 ... daisy sajak uh, hello there sir. i cain't seem to reach this here lil' ol' aahhwwl filtah. wait! what's that! up in the sky!!! 001231 ... The emperor wears a %#$&ring Cook! Where's my lunch?! Cook! Where's my dinner?! Cook! Where's my Hasenpfeffer?! 001231 ... syd barrett uhhhhhh.... anyone here order a pizza?? 001231 ... ass facely sausage sajak jr thoughts of rabbit pizza immediately filled daisy's inbred little mind. she must capture this rabbit and go to the boar's nest, where she can cook up this critter in the fancy 'lectric stove they got. 001231 ... the spork utilising the contortion techniques he learned while in the captivity of mongolian circus acrobats, the cute fuzzy bunny flopped about, feigning a seizure, upending the cage and squeezing out through the small opening. Before the inbreed and the man in the limo could catch him, the bunny unkinked his small frame and fled into the woods, trying to orient himself with the aid of the afternoon sun and find his way back to the LZ to rejoin the team But first to find the flares that had been in his pack... 001231 ... Si-Rhin "Mr. Presydent?" *The V.P. shakes her head, walks out of the room, and goes to tidy up the doghouse, for him* 001231 ... Presydent still drunk for last night "I ain't drinkin' ma..." 010101 ... ass facely bunny scurries off to hide behind uncle jessie's still. he thanks his lucky human's foot for the safe landing and narrow escape. he then throws it down, cause it was very heavy and foul-smelling. he watches the man in the limo and the mysterious dark haired beauty talking to him. they provided much-needed distraction. 010101 ... god bunny surreptitiously unzips his fly and takes a long, slow, steady leak. the entire time he fondles his rabbithood whilst eyeing the crack of daisy's ass, barely covering her womanly nether-regions. he felt a burning in his loins. with a little help from the potent fumes from the still, his mind begins to drift... 010102 ... Rhin Daisy decides to stretch her gams out, upon the lush upholstery, inside the Presydent's limo. She absentmindedly plays with a perky nipple, and tries to ignore that ache between her thighs. She then looks down to the floor, and notices a small, lone book - pages doggeared, and a little smudgy. Regardless, she begins to read...(and yes, she can read!!!) 'Puff, the Masochistic Drag Queen' (a warped variation (by Rhin) of a classic childrens tale: 'Puff, the Magic Dragon') Puff, the Maso. Drag Queen lived by the sea. He frolicked in the ocean mist, in a land called Mi-am-i. Tiny Ruby Paula loved that raunchy Puff. He bought him beads, and candle wax, and lots of bondage stuff. Together, they would cruise the strip, in a hot pink covert. caddy. Ruby kept a lookout perched on Puff (cause he was short), can't you see. Naughty kinks and perverts would bow whene'er they came. Pretty men would lower their pants, when Puff roared out their name. A drag queen lives forever, but not so pretty boys. Painted faces, and nipple rings, make way for other toys. One blue night it happened, Ruby Paula came no more, and Puff that Maso. Drag Queen, he ceased his feminine roar. His head was bent in sorrow, red sequins fell like rain. Puff no longer went to play, in the drag bars down the lane. Without his life-long lover, Puff could not make a wage. So, Puff that Maso. Drag Queen, sadly slipped behind the stage. 010103 ... Rhin ...Once upon a time, there was a lonely kind of a guy, who resigned himself to the fact, that love was blind. Now, if love is blind, he thought to himself, how will it find me? It honestly seemed such a crime. Well, how many times has love knocked on the door, when it should have been knocking on mine? And so one day, he went off in search of the aloof creature. He soon happened upon the cute & fuzzy bunny gang. Perhaps they could help him? "uhhhhhh....pardon me, cut & fuzzy bunnies," he said. "I wonder if you could help me find love?" "Ahahaha....love would have nothing to do with such a stupid looking creature," said the first cute & fuzzy bunny. "Ahahaha....with that nose, and those shoes, and that stomach, and those eyes, and those ears!....Roses are red, violets are blue, but love would have nothing, to do with youuuu!!!", they chanted and danced around him. Naturally our hero was very saddened by this, so......ummmmm, he......actually he uhhhhh...heeee...he reached into his suitcase, and pulled out an Israely sub-machine gun, and he started splattering the cute & fuzzy bunnies - alllll over the place! "Grrrrrrrrrr!!!" (excerpt - One Crazy Summer) 010104 ... WingedSerpent Bunny, realizing that Daisy (although likely a great deal of fun) would only be a distraction from his plan and purpose, scurried back to the place where he had cut himself free from his pack and gear. He did not find the flares he was hoping for but did find the small GPS locator that he had requisitioned from supply a few days before and had only barely remembered to pack in with his gear. He sighed with releief to realize that he was only a few kilometers away from the target Landing Zone. But he was not looking forward to facing an angry platoon commander when he made it back in and the incessant kvetching from the man about how there was "no place in this man's army for lop-eared varmints" Who in the hell did he think he was anyway, Yosemite Sam? 010104 ... Rhin see: love_you 010105 ... god rabbit woke with a start in a strange bed. he heard the bleep and whir of medical machinery. was it a dream? his mind felt like a shredded sock on an abandoned clothesline. his eyelids grew heavy. his head spun madly. 010115 ... grendel The man in the white lab coat stood over the cute fuzzy bunny and flipped him on his back, gently scratching his belly. Even through the drugged stupor, bunny recognized and act of kindness and let one of his hind legs kick weakly with pleasure in a manner similar to that of a lazy lapdog The strange visions began again when the gentle hands scratching his belly righted him again and he heard the click of buttons as the man in the white coat began pressing buttons on a console and the odd, exhilarating rush of the machinery wired to his head pulsed to life again 010117 ... birdmad he did not know how he found himself driving the motorcycle, only that he was driving it... ...fast. The highway rushed beneath and around him in a grey-black blur. the cold desert morning air whipped his eartips wildy about and the sound of the sirens, however unfamiliar to his small rodent brain, seemed to increase his desire to run. he could fel the gun in the pocket of his coat and figured he wouldn't go down without a fight meanwhile, in the real world, the machinery next to him whirred and hummed and the man with the gentle hands and white lab coat scribbled frantically on a notepad 010123 ... crappon for the ultimate scary/fuckedup bunny story read the maxx 010123 ... god bunny woke suddenly. his eyes focused on the doctor's name badge. "crappon", it read. he reached for his gun, but felt only matted damp fur. he wretched violently, spewing forth an orange, acidic carrot-laden stream. 010124 ... frankenfistkitten